How I Became U2's Marketing Guru

Last night, I went to a small, dark bar, very intimate, and U2 was playing.  The place was only sparsely filled.  After the concert, I was speaking to Bono and The Edge, telling them about how they needed to do some marketing.  They asked what to do.  I told them that the way we built our massage practice was to do door-to-door flyers and it worked well.  They thought it sounded like a good idea and decided that they would do that.  I told them that it's not easy.  It's a lot of walking - not easy walking when you have to go up and down driveways.  They were very impressed that I was so wise about marketing. 

Then I realized that, hey, they can fill stadiums for goodness sake! What's the deal with only drawing a very small crowd in a bar and the need for marketing?  Their reply:  Yeah, they could fill stadiums, but the small venues were harder. 

I started having a "thing" with Bono.  The last time I remember having sex with him, we were in some closed small space.  We knew his wife was outside the door.  That was somewhat uncomfortable.

Later that day, I needed to make an appointment with a woman who was connected to the band somehow. While we were doing our transaction, Bono's wife walked past me and into the reception area.  I felt really bad and asked the receptionist if people looked down on me for having an affair with Bono.  She told me there was no judgment.  Whew!

I wonder how many women have had dream sex with Bono!

(Disclaimer - I have never had CONSCIOUS fantasies about sex with Bono, and even though he's a famous rock star - and kind of sexy - he's not my type.)   ;-)